Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Kat Scan

Its become an unsaid rule of sorts...the moment you talk to a woman about pretty faces..the question props up- Why does everyone like Katrina so much??
And everytime you just look at them with that wry smile and tell them..samjha karo yaar...
well today I'l give a shot at making them "samjho" this and pave the way for a new smarter stronger killer question...
So here's the explanation:
There are three main measures of beauty for any damsel: Whether she is pretty or not, whether she is hot or not and whether she is beautiful or not.
Not what on earth is the difference between these? Go look up the dictionary dude! (yeah, thats the reply you generally get if you mention that). So for the benefit of the not so knowledgeable about the intricacies of the male brain world, the difference in the fewest possible words: A pretty girl is just pretty! no explanations for that...the beautiful girl is the one who has all those inner qualities guys look for...modest, intelligent, mature, adjusting etc etc etc..) and a hot girl is the red hot stuff tabloids keep throwing out at us evey morning...the type you just wanna take to bed ;)
Now that doesnt mean that a girl has to be in just one of those categories..she can be a mix of two or all three (I'm leaving out the ones who dont fall into any and hence I wonder what fraction of the population) and thats where the real difference comes in! So here goes the list of all categories possible and an example or two for each..mind you thats my opinion and every guy is entitled to his own classification!! So dont come barking at me....
Pretty: Catherine Zeta Jones, Jessica Alba, Tulip Joshi, Aishwarya Rai, Martina Hingis
Beautiful:Mother Teresa(though I'm still doubtful :P)
Hot: Gisele Bundchen
Pretty-Beautiful (the one you should take home to mom!):Still looking for her...
Pretty Hot:Megan Fox,Salma Hayek, Monica Belluci
Hot-Beautiful: I wonder if any!
Pretty-Hot-Beautiful: Katrina of course :) (Yeah i know the question you are asking..so lets just say her interviews have helped me so far..but hopefully the face-to-face meet is not too far away)